I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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