Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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