Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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