I skipped work to stalk him.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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