Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I need help removing her.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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