i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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