Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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