What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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