I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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