What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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