google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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