I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
