Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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