k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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