I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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