i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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