I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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