So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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