Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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