Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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