dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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