She just used a chaser for red wine.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
How naked do you want me to be?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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