Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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