direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
