My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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