I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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