please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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