How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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