This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize