idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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