Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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