can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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