Are we in a gay sports bar?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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