I don't think brook has ever known best
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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