she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if only i could text you this smell
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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