Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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