Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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