how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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