The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
this boner is exhausting
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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