After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dick very happy bro
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
