the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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