She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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