Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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