i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Let's get the cat blown out
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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