youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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