And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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