i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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