It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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