She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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