Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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