oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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