I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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