i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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