when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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